My name is Ashley. Aggressive Owl on xbox live. LeaderClairv2 on thiscrush. Oggler For Life ✓Grand Theft Auto ✓Mafia ✓Red Dead Redemption ✓LA Noire ✓Saints Row ✓Rooster Teeth ✓Sons of Anarchy

 

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

Haytham: Shay is like the son I never had

Connor: But I'm your s-

Haytham: the son I never had

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I was in culinary class today making desserts and some kid came over and was jokingly like “this shit sucks” as he walked away and I yelled back “don’t fuck with the master bakers” and the entire class stopped and stared at me as i realized what I said

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